Pods and Killer Asteroids

Warning:
This is supposed to be a comical article, not taken seriously.

I'm what people would call a "Pro-Pod Activist." I don't understand why people hate pods so much! Pods are our FRIENDS! I feel bad for pods, they have a lot of bad rep. Everyone always stays away from them, like they have a disease or some type of leperacy condition. There's a mentality that "If i pick up a pod i will become a pod myself." People refuse to kill enemy pods, and most people won't even pick up their teams pods! Then the pods have to endure a super long trip through space screaming for a pickup but no one comes. It's sad! Pods deserve the same rights and privilages as any other space faring object! If you see them, ram them, whether they are on your team or not!

Also, I'd like to warn everyone about killer asteroids. There's been many a times when I was flying on a scouting mission, and all of a sudden POOF, an asteroid flies right in front of me and BOOM i'm dead in a pod! Everyone needs to watch out for these rogue asteroids! They will kill you if you aren't careful! Sometimes an asteroid 5k away will appear right in front of me out of nowhere! Its terrible! So far, I've been the only one to witness these events, so you'll have to take my word for it. If you do happen to get killed by one of these killer asteroids, come back with seismic missiles, it's the only way to get rid of 'em.