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Heterosexual Mustaches! - Manly men reclaim the flavor saver for the year 2000! Vatican Teen! - Putting the "I can!" back in Vat-i-can with a RAD new cyberzine just for kids! Jerry Garcia Autopsy! - A Very Special Reenactment of the Most Rockingest Autopsy of All Time! Chia Puberty - NEW! Charming Greco-Roman figurines bring the magic of puberty to your home! Jack McCracken FIGHTS DIRTY! - Step into the world of an olympic-class playground bully! Fantasy Doctor - Experience an exciting new line of realistic medical toys for children! Suzanne Somers' Oral Pathology Handbook - Mouth spots & cancres & sores, oh my! Andy Rooney's "TOO HOT FOR TV!" - 60 Minutes' Little King of Cranky gets mucho feisty! Truth in Advertising: Long ago, when Surgeons General kept their filthy traps shut... Ken Starr's Livin' Large! Hot summer auto-objectification with the Independent Counsel. The NRA Kooky Kids Korner! - Wacky fun for boys & girls from the National Rifle Association! The Phantom Merchandise! - A sneak preview of top-secret, mega-rad new Star Wars stuff! The 10 Minute C.E.O. - Red-Hot Business Advice from a Boy Wonder C.E.O. on the Go-Go-Go! The History of Vomitorium Crockery! - Skeletal enchantress Kate Moss shares her expertise. World's Greatest Hump Chariots! - Super love machines - and Ed McMahon really knows 'em. Oprah's Cult Club! - The Queen of Daytime goes Post-Literary Messiah with 4 modern masters! Julio Iglesias' Prom Planning Calculator for Boys! - Tips for a night of pubescent magic! The Church of Satan's Picnic Planner - for Practioners of Open-Air Ritual Feasting! Liar - A (Business) Card Game: Because these days, one identity just ain't enough. La Casa de Scrapple: It's more than pig head meat loaf - it's a Pennsylvania way of life. all contents ©1998 - 1999 | chickenhead productions