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I'm a man now.
Here's what she thought of me. A kick-ass story.
I knew there must have been a reason she was attracted to me from the start. I just don't get it. I'm asking for hate mail on this one.
Do you know this chick? (Included: A pic of my shoulder.) Can some chick please help me?? Does she really harm chicks' image of themselves? The answer will surprise some of you slower types. I thought lesbians were supposed to be cool... The "other" double-standard.
Can you say, "I cannot tell a lie," and then let me pop your cherry tree?. How to get laid, and how not to get laid.
I wish I had this 3 years ago. Dudes will find this VERY useful. I've gotten tons of free advice, now it's my turn to give some... chicks may meet the man of their dreams because of me. Another reason I can't get laid. STOP LYING TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GOD DAMN IT! If you get offended easily, then DO NOT READ THIS. And if you halfway liked me before, you're going to hate me after reading this... Holy shit! I was right! I love El Niņo. Sad story here... Or why I suck... Women are the reason I can't get laid. It sucks. Or, "Why You Shouldn't Buy Chocolate For Your Chick On Valentine's Day." Other than showing my frustration, I can't even tell you the point of my first rant. I can tell you that it pissed a lot of chicks off. |