10. The idea of coding every single line of HTML in your
Web site thrills you.
9. You think that software should be free.
8. You consider Bill Gates the AntiChrist and Windows to
be pure evil.
7. You are glad you have no life so you can keep working
on your Web pages.
6. You figure that if it was good enough in 1995, it is
good enough now.
5. No longer spending your time writing HTML will leave
you aware of how empty your life is.
4. Notepad remains your favorite Windows program.
3. You bill by the hour.
2. You took a three day class on HTML and you are doing
to put it to good use, dammit!
1. You don't think you are worthy of a tool that makes
your life easier.
