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Monday
Jul 31, 2000
Relive the sloth-like speed, nightmarish user interfaces, and new-car smell of the web browsers of yesteryear, at Dejavu.org.
to Internet by succa
Saturday
Jul 29, 2000
The people who wrote "Sharezilla", a program to spam Gnutella, are obviously pure evil.
to Internet by peterb
Thursday
Jul 27, 2000
If you're a mail admin and you really hate spam mail, you're probably familiar with the RBL list of spam tolerant mail relays. However, if you're the average user and you hate spam, there's only one way to go: msgto.com - the email service that stops all spam mail by requiring people who mail you to 'prove' that they are not software.
to Internet by faisal
Tuesday
Jun 27, 2000
Cyber Stalking on IRC is a serious crime, but do we need to be afraid of the Web Gestapo coming after us because we're all voyeurs at heart, who're addicted to following a regular person indulge their narcissistic tendencies by posting every mundane detail of their entire life on the web for our entertainment (or theirs?)
to Internet by rich
Monday
Jun 26, 2000
Tuvalu is a small island in Oceania, about 26 sq. km. in area, or so the CIA world factbook entry says. Although they have no potable groundwater, no known mineral resources, and only ten thousand people, it has one very modern resource: it's the center of a hotly contested bidding war for the .tv domain
to Internet by urog
Thursday
Jun 15, 2000
People are still trying to screw chumps out of millions for stupid domain names. Guh.
to Internet by che
Monday
May 29, 2000
The rudest search engine online is appropriately named SearchBastard.
to Internet by pjammer
Thursday
May 11, 2000
There's free email all over the net, but none quite as expressive as this service in the UK. I desperately want the t-shirt.
to Internet by gen
Monday
May 8, 2000
Chad Frick's YukYuk.com is a consistently bright spot for the difficult-to-define, short-attention-span entertainment for at which the web excels. The "interactive cartoons" of Mr. Furd are particularly inventive, recycling the same bleeps over and over into a cute alien language. And the dancers are good examples of Frick's trademark: Graphical User Interfaces which manage to be exotic without being irritating.
to Internet by cricket
Tuesday
Apr 25, 2000
Bulgaria.com is a central point for exchanging information on Bulgaria, offering Bulgarian personal web pages -- both elegant and simple.
to Internet by rsf
Identity thieves: now make your life easier with AnyBirthday.com - the site that lets you find out anyone's date of birth based on their name and zip code.
to Internet by faisal
Wednesday
Apr 19, 2000
myNetSales.com lets you manage a sales pipeline online. Now your small business can waste time on "process" just as easily as the big players.
to Internet by faisal
Monday
Mar 27, 2000
I'm not sure I feel safe getting free internet access from The Simpsons. I can just imagine the sysadmins: Homer-types who are lazy enough to set up a Drinky Bird to tap on the keyboard while they are away.
to Internet by enigma
Thursday
Mar 23, 2000
I had been trying to find Iridium gear for cheap before it gets scarce, when a friend alerted me to Save Our Sats, an Internet-powered grassroots effort to purchase Iridium, stop it from falling out of the sky, and make it useable as the first open access and open source LEO network. Volunteer today!
to Internet by dnm
Friday
Mar 3, 2000
Okay, lets face it, we all know that AOL sucks, but few of us really know in what manner or how hard. I especially liked reading the AOL vulgarity guidelines and readng about past security problems.
to Internet by keith
Tuesday
Feb 29, 2000
Freenet is like Blacknet, only without the threatening sneer on its face.
to Internet by arkuat
Monday
Feb 28, 2000
Send digital voodoo curses to friends and enemies alike. Pinstruck is a modestly beautiful webtoy created by Steem.com (who's corporate site is a work of art).
to Internet by cricket
Here's how unprofitable Amazon.com is. Jeff Bezos' Amazon "member page" has a picture of him as Austin Powers. And where is this picture hosted? Why, on a GeoCities account. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
to Internet by tregoweth
Sunday
Feb 27, 2000
EarthStation1 is small "internet media museum," i.e. a big collection of funny or interesting mp3s and wav files, cross-indexed by subject.
to Internet by riotnrrd
Monday
Feb 21, 2000
One of the sadest tales of the Internet is the demise of GNN and The Whole Internet Catalog. With the potential to be greater than Yahoo, this massive project got swallowed up and shut down by AOL. You can still find remnants scattered about.
to Internet by rsf
Friday
Feb 18, 2000
Take the hard line against spam and relay abuse! The Mail Abuse Prevention Center can provide you with a great tool: lists of open mail relay IPs.
to Internet by borges
Friday
Jan 28, 2000
DoubleClick is an Internet advertising company behind a lot of the banner ads you see. DoubleClick recently acquired Abacus Direct, manager of "the nation's largest proprietary database of consumer catalog buying behavior used for target marketing purposes." DoubleClick plans to link online activities with personally identifying information.

You might want to get an opt-out cookie while you still can.
to Internet by tregoweth

Monday
Jan 17, 2000
What USENET was like before trolls, spam, Kibo, Cattlovrr, Speedbump, net.kooks, CFVs, killfiles, binaries, Nosers and cascades: the USENET OldNews Archive, 1981-82.
to Internet by rogers
Thursday
Jan 13, 2000
Can you fool a spammer's robot into traveling an infinite loop through thousands of fake Web pages collecting phony e-mail addresses? Erik Schorr's Blackflag does. The script could make the world safe again for the mailto: url.
to Internet by rogers
Friday
Jan 7, 2000
Send your wishes into space.
to Internet by jon
Wednesday
Dec 29, 1999
Nasty, short, brutish.  Need To Know is the site for all your techno-centric sarcasm needs.
to Internet by lee
Monday
Dec 27, 1999
Remember how you could listen to Christmas tunes and warm yourself by the Yule Log on TV? Well now you can do it on the Internet.
to Internet by moose
Thursday
Dec 16, 1999
Who It Is! Finally, a whois for da playas!
to Internet by tregoweth
Monday
Dec 13, 1999
Everyone does ego searches, but all you really want to know is do you get more hits than your friends. Thanks to Altameter it's quick and easy to compare hit counts between different people, places, and things.
to Internet by rsf
Sunday
Dec 5, 1999
Why is it that one must know how to use the internet to look at NetLingo, which likes to think it's for beginners?
to Internet by djinn
So you've met someone on the web. Well, now there's a foolproof way to tell if you two are soulmates.
to Internet by djinn
Saturday
Dec 4, 1999
Dammit, someone registered pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.com before I could!
to Internet by tregoweth
Friday
Dec 3, 1999
Never forget a birthday/anniversary or oversleep for a early-morning flight ever again - iPing's free MrWakeup /Ms. Reminder service will call you with a recorded wakeup/reminder call at home or to your cell/pager/office number) so forgetful goofuses who can't afford personal assistants can better manage our frenzied schedules without forgetting the important people in our lives.
to Internet by pjammer
Monday
Nov 29, 1999
Java-powered encrypted webmail? Check. Voice-command-operated email? Check. Personal 800-number voicemail/fax/webmail account? Check. But absent a cool domain, who gives a rip about stupid features like encryption of fax capacities? From now on, my memepool posse can reach me at pjammer@nigga-please.com, thanks to the good folks from Datapimp.
to Internet by pjammer
Take (almost) all of the headaches out of planning events by using mambo.com.
to Internet by faisal
Monday
Nov 22, 1999
Those of us who use Lexis/Nexis (the world's most comprehensive indexed collection of major global newspapers, academic/law journals, and other such) know how hideously expensive digital archives of copyrighted material can be. Search engine Northern Light not only provides access (for a small fee) to articles in pay-subscription periodicals related to your search query, it also organizes hits by topic-driven folders.
to Internet by pjammer
Wednesday
Nov 17, 1999
Have you had e-nough of e-everything? Well, check out Persistence Software's Society For The Preservation Of The Other 25 Letters Of The Alphabet. The scariest example is definitely eemail.
to Internet by keith
Monday
Nov 15, 1999
Okay, so it's not an urban legend per se, since it's just a warning about a virus, but you would be well to check to see if it's a hoax before you send it to your entire family tree.
to Internet by keith
Friday
Nov 12, 1999
Thinking about DSL but $50 a month is too high? Want a second phone line but don't wanna blow $30 a month? How does $20 a year sound? E-ring allows you to check out memepool without blocking outside calls.
to Internet by rsf
Monday
Nov 1, 1999
Call anyone in the United States, from anywhere in the world, as much as you want, for free, with Dialpad.
to Internet by obvious
Monday
Oct 18, 1999
Funmail is an English mail service that allows you to have up to 20 e-mail addresses at any one time, and change them as often as you like (with 3,500 possible names after the @, and infinite possibilities before the @)! Take that Yahoo/Rocket/Hotmail/Hushmail/etc.
to Internet by gen
Want DSL? DSLreports has an agent which will query all the DSL prequalification engines they know about if you provide the area code and prefix and your street address. The results will not only tell you if you can get DSL, they'll also offer prices, speed estimates, and the estimated line distance.
to Internet by shadow
Friday
Oct 8, 1999
Famous people get arrested too. Find your favorite celebrity criminal at Mugshots. Does Bill Gates too a little too happy in this supposed arrest photo in this 1977 or is it just me?
to Internet by pjammer
From now on, I only want to read email that deletes itself.
to Internet by peterb
Thursday
Sep 30, 1999
In November of 1988, Robert Morris released a software worm that brought almost 60,000 machines to a halt. A lot has been written about this event, but of special historical interest is the federal government's General Accounting Office report from 1989 -- their first internet publication!
to Internet by riotnrrd
Sunday
Sep 19, 1999
Regardless of what others may have told you the World Wide Web is not the Internet, although the Internet is a web of sorts. How do you map a web? The Internet Mapping Project is an effort that has produced a gorgeous collection of enormous images mapping the interconnectivity of the web. Slow connections beware.
to Internet by urog
Thursday
Sep 16, 1999
In the insane world where venture-cash-rich internet firms are knocking over each other to give away free stuff in order to build market share, the only competitive advantage a startup has is its ability to give away the house faster than its rivals. uReach.com could very well be the winner of this bizzare race, offering webmail, a personal 800-number voicemail box and inbound fax capacities for anyone who logs in. Since its ability to financially sustain itself on pure advertising revenue is laughable, I suspect they're trolling to get acquired.
to Internet by pjammer
Wednesday
Sep 8, 1999
Attrition.org is devoted to a variety of interesting topics both internet and everyday, but I found most interesting the pages archiving confirmed denial of service (DoS) attacks and confirmed web mirror hacks to unsuspecting websites. Now the packet monkeys can keep score.
to Internet by urog
Tuesday
Aug 31, 1999
FakeCounter works just like "real" page counters. With every visit to your page it will display a new number, except that this number has no connection whatsoever to the amount of visitors.
to Internet by pjammer
Wednesday
Aug 25, 1999
Much like the philosophical web-site-discussion software Third Voice, you can now chat with other people visiting the same websites you visit, with Gooey.
to Internet by faisal
Tired of keeping your own booklist online? Want the entire world to know what books you've been reading? No? Well, too bad: amazon.com is now listing purchases for all to see.
to Internet by faisal
Friday
Aug 20, 1999
I bet you didn't know the Internet had an end.
to Internet by peterb
Wouldn't it be great if Instant Messenger/ICQ could carry voice messages? Firetalk promises multiuser voice-support with just a 28.8 modem. Question: Subversive, anti-telcom-giant revolutionaries or doomed money-hemmoraging Internet latecomers destined for a fire-sale acquisition by Microsoft? Operators are standing by ...
to Internet by pjammer
Thursday
Aug 19, 1999
Addicted to ebay? Too lazy to write your own monitoring software? Afraid to leave your desk for fear that you'll be outbid on a very important auction? It's time for ebay a-go-go.
to Internet by faisal
Tuesday
Aug 10, 1999
Ever seen something like this before in your messages log? mountd[6688]: Blocked attempt of to mount ~P~P~P~P~P~P..../bin/sh...^H(-^E^H(-^E You have been owned. Lance Spitzner has a very nice collection of technical whitepapers regarding script kiddies, and their threat to UNIX varieties and Windows NT.
to Internet by urog
Sunday
Aug 1, 1999
The Public DNS service may be useful to you if you're looking for someone to host domain name service for you for free.
to Internet by peterb
Thursday
Jul 29, 1999
Feed your junk email to SpamCop, and it will sort through the email headers, tell you who to complain to, and even prepare the complaint message for you.
to Internet by tregoweth
Saturday
Jul 3, 1999
You want a vertical weblog? How about Russian nuclear news?
to Internet by faisal
Monday
Jun 21, 1999
While some people prefer simply having webcams for people to look in on their life, this guy not only has two, but he's given you, the lucky surfer, control over his lights, fans, and other nifty appliances...
to Internet by djinn
Wednesday
Jun 16, 1999
Sure, everyone seems to be offering free, web-based email these days, from rap groups to search engines. But how many of them allow you to check your email without even using a computer? MyTalk does, with an 800-number, voice-mail style login that allows you to check your mail even when you are away from a computer. But then again, how many memepool readers are ever away from a computer enough to care?
to Internet by pjammer
Tuesday
Jun 15, 1999
David Isenberg's The Dawn of the Stupid Network has been hailed by some as the most important article in 1998 on the subject of communications. WSJ Front Lines columnist Tom Petzinger wrote about Isenberg early last year. Read all about it and then go buy some stock in Qwest and MCI/Worldcom.
to Internet by gen
Wednesday
Jun 9, 1999
Almost no one uses finger any more, but if you need to, you can do it via the web, which can actually be quite helpful if you're using a library computer or in another situation where you have no finger client.
to Internet by keith
Having been stung by quick-acting anti-Bush forces who registered the gwbush.com domain (and filled with embarassing facts and links), Presidential hopeful George W. Bush is taking no chances. According to numerous accounts, the Bush exploratory committee snapped up over 100 domain names sporting Mr. Bush's moniker, the most amusing of which has to be georgebushsux.com.
to Internet by pjammer
Monday
Jun 7, 1999
I'll admit that I don't quite understand the purpose of having an 18-page photo gallery of Spam Fighters. I am, however, glad, after looking at the gallery, that unlike certain fictional crime fighters, these people do not run around in spandex.
to Internet by keith
Friday
Jun 4, 1999
Want to Make Money Fast? Here's a complete guide on how NOT to do it. That's right, it's the MMF Hall of Humiliation, which details internet chain letters and other scams and why they are illegal, nonfunctional, or both.
to Internet by keith
Tuesday
May 25, 1999
If you're tired of getting falsely accused of spamming in alt.erotica.memepool, as I am, you'll be pleased to hear about Unspammed.com, a forum for those who feel that their bulk-mailing habits adhere to legal and ethical guidelines. Whatever, it's still annoying.
to Internet by succa
Tuesday
May 18, 1999
Recycle that spam -- and get a $5 CDNow gift certificate while you're at it.
to Internet by tregoweth
Monday
May 10, 1999
If you feel totally clueless about things like ADSL, e-commerce, object-oriented programming, and other computer-related buzzwords, whatis.com is here to help.
to Internet by eclipse
Monday
May 3, 1999
Find out what insanely optimistic prices domain-name speculators expect to fetch for surrendering their addresses through eBay. A million bucks for www.elocker.com may be a bit steep, but I'd cough up $1.25 to have my private email address @SpankNasty.com.
to Internet by pjammer
Friday
Apr 23, 1999
Yes, when news breaks, you can count on domain name speculators, and those who would thwart them.
to Internet by tregoweth
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