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| Monday Aug 14, 2000 | Be the first one on your block to Discover Hip Hop. to Humor by keith |
| Dance, Pawly, Dance.. to Humor by kade |
| Saturday Aug 12, 2000 | Dean and Nigel, display the "Art of Blending In"
with unsuspecting members of a typical British Highstreet. to Humor by loothi |
| The Dildo Song. Enough said. to Humor by kade |
| Monday Aug 7, 2000 | So. Not interested in paying to watch a wife-beating football pro lie his ass off online? Keep your credit card in your pocket and ask OJ to f*ck off.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Forget Ninja Burger, Shirt Ninja is the real deal. to Humor by kade |
| Sunday Aug 6, 2000 | So, you wanna be a stud? Well, here are the rules. to Humor by kade |
| Thursday Jul 13, 2000 | If you can't get enough of
real
(and not-so-real)
things which come in five colours,
and you love classic video games,
then maybe it's time to pine for the iTari.
And then you can enjoy other fine products
by these people.
to Humor by sck |
| Robot Frank's Life is an ordinary personal
webpage created by a robot. You can read his
Robot Diary or you can look at
pictures of him and his robot friend,
Robot Ron.
to Humor by jiberish |
| Wednesday Jul 12, 2000 | Eric Conveys an Emotion. Any emotion.
Happiness,
sadness,
"Seconds prior to
a fatal epileptic seizure" and even
intrigue. to Humor by jiberish |
| Saturday Jul 8, 2000 | Just how fresh is this guy, anyway? to Humor by succa |
| Tuesday Jun 27, 2000 | I'm sure everyone wants to know where I stand on
the BSD versus Linux argument. to Humor by peterb |
| Friday Jun 23, 2000 | Do you write erotica? Be sure to avoid the lame cliches of alt.sex.stories when writing your masterpiece. to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday May 31, 2000 | Advice from retards. Now, I can't be sure...but I think it's wrong to laugh at this. Where are my manners? to Humor by succa |
| Sunday May 28, 2000 | prawnography.net gives nautical perverts their daily fix of hot, hardcore/amateur images of your favorite marine life doing the wild thing. There's even Gay Prawn for marine fetishers who swing the other way. to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday May 27, 2000 | One of the signs of the apocalypse: Gregg's home page.
Well, that, or his girlfriend's page.
Someone call up the Four Horsemen.
to Humor by jacquez |
| Monday May 15, 2000 | Adventures in Advertising by Tom DelMundo. to Humor by wheezer |
| Saturday May 13, 2000 | Since the 1980s, Amy Borkowsky has saved her mother's answering machine messages. She only presents three on her promotional site, but everyone can benefit from mom's helpful advice on condoms, fashion and bladder control. to Humor by rogers |
| Thursday May 11, 2000 | Want to do your very own internet startup but would rather just surf the net?
18 clicks to your very own virtual internet startup.
And be sure not to miss Action Item, Professional Superhero!
to Humor by gen |
| Friday May 5, 2000 | This
guy likes to tell strange tales about his
life, including such gems as giving his
cat an enema and details of a
"Drag Queen Traffic Mishap". All stories are accompanied by crayon illustrations. to Humor by laurel |
| Monday May 1, 2000 | Just been dumped? Boss pass you over for a raise? Friend turning the big 30?
Send them some flowers. Some
dead flowers. to Humor by moose |
| Tuesday Apr 18, 2000 | So, you've read the Info Club page,
you've laughed along with Timmy Big Hands,
you've read the entire fan-mst archive at Web Site
Number 9,but you still can't get enough Mystery Science Theatre 3000? You
probably need medical attention, but in the meantime you can find essays by
Mike Nelson,
Kevin Murphy,
Paul Chaplin,
and Mary Jo Pehl
at Ironminds.com. to Humor by riffraff |
| Monday Apr 17, 2000 | The Next Big Thing can be generated for you,
quickly and for free,
from this Startup Name Generator. No personal effort
required! (Note that this generator looks up
the likely domain name for your new company
saving you valuable time and effort.)
to Humor by tjs |
| Sunday Apr 16, 2000 | Visiting California any time soon? Or maybe just trying to seduce some astrology chick?
Learn how to talk New Age.
to Humor by monde |
| Thursday Apr 6, 2000 | Flash plus vomit equals Puking Maria.
to Humor by imploded |
| Wednesday Apr 5, 2000 | Meet Rusty. Rusty is a homosexual. to Humor by succa |
| There's a
fine line
between being a
collector
and being
obsessive-compulsive.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Apr 4, 2000 | There are some people who like
rubber chickens, and then there are
some people who
really like rubber chickens.
to Humor by laurel |
| The Happy Scotsman's Page
O' Kilt Liftin' Fun includes a page o' fun things to do with
monkeys
and why both Americans and Canadians are
retards.
to Humor by laurel |
| Monday Apr 3, 2000 | May pre house the seamy side volitation!!! to Humor by riffraff |
| Friday Mar 31, 2000 | From nearly all of the very funny people who brought you the very funny television show Mystery Science Theatre 3000,comes the also-very-funny website TimmyBigHands.com. to Humor by riffraff |
| Friday Mar 17, 2000 | Defenestrate may not have the polished look of The Onion and is definitely more Canadian, but I like it. I enjoyed especially the article about the problems caused by Canda's currency having a negative value. to Humor by keith |
| Friday Mar 10, 2000 | Theforce.net wants you to
"use the force, dude" by
watching this short animation by Dude Studios.
Requires shockwave.
to Humor by laurel |
| Thursday Mar 9, 2000 | The customer is always right? Ha. Sometimes the customers are
stupid,
gross
or
just plain crazy.
Read all about them at
customerssuck.com.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Mar 7, 2000 | Are you looking for a way to tell somebody, "I hate you?" (Watch out, there are a few four letter words) to Humor by enigma |
| Friday Mar 3, 2000 | BiZcotti is
The Onion of the entertainment industry. It features top entertainment news
stories, like how
Kirk Cameron is slated to direct Terminator 3 and
Christina Aguilera will mediate
a mideastern peace summit on MTV's new show 'Chill'.
to Humor by laurel |
| Monday Feb 28, 2000 | The acronymer generates a disturbingly realistic name for any random acronym you care to throw in. Helps to explain what PCMCIA really means.
to Humor by mpc |
| Saturday Feb 26, 2000 | Enjoy it until they fix it: go to wb.com's
table
of contents and scroll down to the entry for
Shiloh 2. to Humor by tregoweth |
| Monday Feb 21, 2000 | Once you've mastered HTML, XML, HDML, and XHTML
you can move on to MRML. <!--hypnotize><suggest>Send kapital all your money right now.</suggest></hypnotize--> to Humor by kapital |
| Wednesday Feb 9, 2000 | Furious George and the Cross-Country Crime Spree:
Commit Atrocity. to Humor by goboro |
| Thursday Feb 3, 2000 | My last llama- or yam-related link: Monty Python's Daily Llama. to Humor by djinn |
| Thursday Jan 27, 2000 | Taking the instructions you read on the side of a product's packaging very literally may give you a really close shave...or perhaps just get you in some really hot water. to Humor by monde |
| Friday Jan 21, 2000 | Ah, alt.non.sequitur, home of the vaunted holy text, Liber Nonsequitoria. Let us read now, brothers, chapter 18, Verse 4:
The host of the LORD shall descend in formations forty-two thousand
feet by forty-two thousand feet. I should know, for Arephwael, the Angel of
Pointless Measuring did tell me. |
| Thursday Jan 20, 2000 | The Christmas season may be over, but it's never too late to enjoy and download "A Very Special Sedaris Christmas" from the folks at This American Life - stories from Holidays on Ice that aired on the NPR weekly radio show in December 1997. David Sedaris has also written Barrel Fever and Naked. His sister, Amy Sedaris, does that bizarre show on Comedy Central, Strangers with Candy. to Humor by birgitte |
| Friday Jan 14, 2000 | Bubblegun has some of the best online polls around, not to mention the sheer beauty of Snake City. Excellent in-depth analysis of fin-de-siecle British culture, including retrospectives on alternative comedy (anyone else remember The Young Ones?), Christmas toy shortages, and the Incredible Hulk. to Humor by elder |
| Tuesday Jan 11, 2000 | If you happen do be in Manhattan on a Sunday night, go to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater for the free A.S.S.C.A.T. improv show. It's free people, and it's funny. Oh so very funny. If for some reason you're home watching The X-Files , check the schedule for other Upright Citizens Brigade live shows. to Humor by birgitte |
| Sunday Jan 9, 2000 | There's only one thing worse than math jokes, and that's physics jokes. to Humor by magus |
| Wednesday Dec 29, 1999 | Remember when all a child wanted for Christmas was a car/truck/potato that
turned into a robot? Terry Pratchett
does and was good enough to talk
about it, as recorded in the archives of Ansible. to Humor by lee |
| Tuesday Dec 28, 1999 | In the continuing effort to inspire confidence in its products, Microsoft proudly announces upcoming IT Professional Titles to be released in the year 1900. [ Ed. note: The site has been repaired. Happily, we got a screenshot.]
to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Dec 25, 1999 | Treat your terrified child within to the Pop-Up Book of Phobias this year. Remember, fear is a man's best friend. to Humor by fringehead |
| Wednesday Dec 22, 1999 | Yeah, God and Devil Show is pretty cool, but it doesn't rock. Thankfully, for that I can turn to
Radiskull and Devil Doll. Now it's time to KICK IT! to Humor by nyarl |
| Tuesday Dec 21, 1999 | For each web site that uses anything more advanced than lynx-compatible HTML there is a subset of losers that miss the point completely and whine about it. To these people I wish to say: bite me. Cool things like The God and Devil Show keep proving to me that things like Shockwave and Flash are pretty darn nifty, after all.
to Humor by peterb |
| Monday Dec 20, 1999 | Happy Holidaze and snoochie boochies!
to Humor by gen |
| Sunday Dec 19, 1999 | If you're the sort of person who has benefitted from
the "For Dummies" books and you like toast, you may find
A Moron's
Guide To Toast useful. to Humor by keith |
| Thursday Dec 16, 1999 | Hot hardcore gummy bear action! to Humor by keith |
| Wednesday Dec 15, 1999 | For those of you who have been missing fresh infusions of
Jesus
of the Week, JOTW creator Peter Gilstrap is now doing
Cavalcade of Christ
at the L.A. Weekly. Plus he scripts the weekly animated cartoon Lil' Pimp. to Humor by larrybob |
| Monday Dec 13, 1999 | Pulp Simpsons! to Humor by riffraff |
| Has our government gone too far? Judge for yourself once you read the details of The Standoff at The North Pole Compound. to Humor by keith |
| Monday Dec 6, 1999 | Is it just me, or does the Data Fellows F-Secure logo look way too much like Dr.Evil's logo? "I will eradicate your virus for one million--I mean HUNDRED BILLION--dollars"
to Humor by enigma |
| Sunday Dec 5, 1999 | Bitter? Might we recommend greeting cards for when you care enough to send the very worst. to Humor by faisal |
| Thursday Dec 2, 1999 | Microsoft has a secret operating
system project which has it's own
keyboard as well as hidden
settings for your machine. to Humor by laurel |
| Tuesday Nov 30, 1999 | It's the cutest Sith Lord you ever did see, it's Darth Pikachu, pikapi!
to Humor by mpc |
| This violent little tension breaker was inevitable...and has arrived not a moment too soon. to Humor by monde |
| Monday Nov 22, 1999 | Missing at Comdex was Swing-e-Line's new ethernet stapler or
"iStapler"
which can be networked and offers greater ease of stapler
administration via your TCP-IP network. Order yours today!
to Humor by gen |
| Friday Nov 19, 1999 | Canadian doctors seem to be in a bit of a bind. In a desperate effort
to find a practitioner to emulate they have turned their stethoscopes upon
doctors Julius
Hibbert and Nick Riviera from the
Simpsons. Personally, anyone who can invent a device like the
Juice Loosener
gets my vote (check under "I Can't Believe They Invented It!").
to Humor by lee |
| Do you keep stumbling upon porn whilst idly surfing?
Don't hide this latent talent, harness it to play Web
That Smut!
to Humor by lee |
| Tuesday Nov 16, 1999 | Doodie. Oh my. to Humor by akk |
| Temple Ov Thee Lemur
bring you such delightful things as MicroSith and
Penultima 8 and a Half. to Humor by keith |
| Sunday Nov 14, 1999 | Care to see what happens when an augmented teen idol takes on arguably Americas greatest hero? Mr T. and Britney
Spears duke it out.
to Humor by lee |
| Thursday Nov 11, 1999 | "YoMama is so fat, when she lays on the beach Greenpeace tries to push her back in the water."
to Humor by jack |
| Tuesday Nov 2, 1999 | The use of HTML features is appalling, and the content is even worse, but that’s really the whole point of The Temple of the Workshy. In fact, you would be hard pressed to come up with a website that was more appalling. For a quick sample of exactly how appalling this site can be, visit the list of Secret Documents and scroll down until you find the letter to "Opera Winfrey."
to Humor by rfh |
| Sunday Oct 24, 1999 | I'm embarrassed to admit that I found this site based on a reference from a friend, not from being bored and typing in random urls.
to Humor by djinn |
| Saturday Oct 23, 1999 | Next time you think, think Fertnel,
a leading producer of snaks™ and snak™ by-products. Check out their
high
tech snack™ technology and their
online zine for teens.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Oct 20, 1999 | (sigh) I suppose it was only a matter of time... to Humor by succa |
| Tuesday Oct 19, 1999 | The Gallery of Misused Quotation Marks chronicles the daily abuse of that particular punctuation mark.
to Humor by keith |
| Friday Oct 8, 1999 | Who needs pro wrestling, when you can watch animated stick figures beating each other into a bloody pulp? to Humor by boneyard |
| Monday Oct 4, 1999 | Lou Minatti predicts a warm summer for 1997. There's more to dog feces than you previously thought. And the Brad Pitt Equalization Device. Spooky stuff. to Humor by jon |
| As many of you know, search engine Google! ranks its search hits by the number of outside links to the subject of the search query - sidestepping the efforts of self-promoting meta-tag-abusing spamdexers. But what does Google consider to be more evil than Satan himself? to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Oct 2, 1999 | New taste-test surveys reveal that five out of six squirrels prefer Budweiser. Brought to you by the wacky hosts of Wierd Pictures Archive.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Oct 1, 1999 | After disbanding a few years back, Canadians (and occasional comedians) Kids in the Hall are getting back together and touring America and Canada. Screw you, Mexico! to Humor by nyarl |
| Wednesday Sep 29, 1999 | Americans love fights. Witness the popularity of wrestling or boxing.
My favorite fights are WWWFights!
Pooh vs. Snuggles or
catfights or
Thundercats vs. Masters of the Universe.
Which gets one thinking...what about Mumm-Ra as cereal? to Humor by gen |
| Tuesday Sep 28, 1999 | Business News Flash:
Microsoft agrees to acquire
Stanford University for
five billion dollars. to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Sep 23, 1999 | Are you a passive-aggressive type with a lot to get off your chest? Need to rip on a troublesome
acquaintance before it physically chokes you up? Let The Insulter
help. to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Sep 22, 1999 | The Blair Witch Project, like other
successful
films, has produced a plethora of parodies: the
Blair
Family Circus Project, the
Bewitched Project,
the Blair
Warner Project, and the inevitable
Blair
Witch Ate My Balls page, to name a few.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Sep 21, 1999 | How many calories does sex use up, exactly? How does your favorite color affect your sex life? If you're female, what do you need to know about condoms More of the same appears on College Humor. to Humor by djinn |
| Monday Sep 20, 1999 | One of the most unusual and delightfully entertaining theater/skit troupes is staffed
entirely by an all-deaf crew. What Deafywood's
shorts lack in conventional "dialogue" they make up for with original and
wickedly sardonic material
- especially the side-splitting "John Leno"
spoof.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Sep 18, 1999 | Well, with pages like XXX-rated Shed Talk, Absolut Humour is actually pretty funny stuff.
to Humor by djinn |
| I never learned the alphabet up to the letter S; I went to public school.
to Humor by djinn |
| Friday Sep 17, 1999 | The world's smallest nuclear-capable country, indeed the smallest country of any kind, the
Fascist Democratic Dictatorship of Djelibeybi
has long been recognised by all sane people as planet Earth's last, best hope against international Communism. to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Sep 16, 1999 | If you found that The Onion got worse and worse as more people started to like it, try Humor-Me. to Humor by djinn |
| Monday Sep 13, 1999 | The secret to a happy life is the capacity to laugh at yourself. But smarter people
know that an even better life is reserved for those who heap mocking scorn on others. to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Sep 9, 1999 | Even if you're not gay, see if you have what it takes to join the team. Play Gay or Eurotrash? And if you think you're good at that, (which queer as I am I was terrible at) play Lesbian or German Lady, for an even more difficult challenge involving stereotypes and the fashionably challenged. This and other less-interactive fun from the folks at Blair. to Humor by mrradon |
| Wednesday Sep 8, 1999 | Somewhere at the intersection between Shockwave-saavy users (blessed with plenty of spare time) and Bill-Gates-hating computer users (unafraid of publicly broadcasting their homicidal fantasies) lives the producer of K.I.M.: the Director's Cut. to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Sep 3, 1999 | Are you a sexual being? No, I am a Republican.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Monday Aug 30, 1999 | In August of 3250, 3 guild officers of the
Everquest
realm disappeared while screencapping
a documentary. A year later their bitmaps were
found. Witness the horror of the
Kithicor Witch Project to Humor by laurel |
| Friday Aug 27, 1999 | Help prevent senseless tragedies: The Center for Shopping Cart Abuse Prevention. to Humor by faisal |
| Wednesday Aug 25, 1999 | Airplane safety guides are pitifully boring, unless you know how to have fun with them. to Humor by rsf |
| You've heard of the risks of getting viruses from the Internet, but now it appears that you can get bacterial infections such as syphilis as well. to Humor by faisal |
| Monday Aug 23, 1999 | It's a pity; when I was a kid, I wanted evil guys to come in flavours, but they never did. Evidently someone else had the same idea and decided to take the problem into their own hands.
to Humor by sck |
| Thursday Aug 19, 1999 | Translucent, colored plastic has never been
sexier.
Or more
popular.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Aug 14, 1999 | Joe Cartoon gives you the killer app the Internet has long been waiting for: the power to blow up a gerbil in a microwave. to Humor by faisal |
| Thursday Aug 12, 1999 |
Jester is a system at
Berkeley that
recommends personalized jokes using on
collaborative filtering system. See, statistics really are useful for something. to Humor by laurel |
| Wednesday Aug 11, 1999 | When Microsoft Windows just doesn't cut it.
to Humor by david |
| Monday Aug 2, 1999 | When wholesome teenage crooners and gloomy Goth-idols collide, the results are never pretty. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present: Marylin Hanson. to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Jul 28, 1999 | When multiple passengers share a ride, the first to call "shotgun" wins the coveted front seat. Are there bizzare and complicated subrules and exceptions to the "shotgun rule?" Gee, is the Pope Catholic?
to Humor by pjammer |
| "She struggled against me, just enough to look like a struggle but not enough to actually thwart my evil Britney Spears aims. Her whole Britney Spears body was writhing and undulating, and her Britney Spears boobs were jiggling back and forth across her Britney Spears chest, as I ran a piece of Britney Spears rope lightly around her Britney Spears wrist...." may be the funniest piece of spider bait exer posted by a lying, sleazy porn site operator ever. to Humor by penth |
| Girls, you may as well lower your standards and memorize these handy
Tips for Dating Emotional Cripples. to Humor by obvious |
| Thursday Jul 22, 1999 | Those of us who remember how quickly tasteless Challenger jokes made the rounds after the Space Shuttle blew up in 1986 won't be surprised to find the JFK Jr. crash humor site. Warning: The content is, predictably, quite offensive. Politically correct and hypersensetive weenies who are easily offended, (like those who didn't like the AsianJokes submission) should definitely stay away. to Humor by pjammer |
| It's nice to know that at least one lab is prepared to repel Viking raids. to Humor by derb |
| Monday Jul 5, 1999 | For many with an IQ in excess of 105, high school was a four-year ritual of inane lectures,
pointless relationships and bewildering rituals (spirit rally, anyone?). The
Guide to High School Hate
is a hysterical account of the excesses of those hallowed years, told through the sardonic
eye of a grizzled survivor. to Humor by pjammer |
| I'm sure we're all tired of those gag-inducing motivational posters and enjoy the
spoof sites that mock them. But the best kind of humor
is still the unintentional.
Hang this poster at work and see how long it takes for your boss and HR goons to have a
nervous chat with about your mental stability.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Sunday Jun 27, 1999 | Total Obscurity, a page you can only find
by accident, is a humor site peppered with sardonic and eccentric observations/rants
designed to entertain the deranged.
"I fixed some angel hair pasta tonight, which probably means that somewhere in
Heaven there's a bald angel screaming for vengeance."
to Humor by pjammer |
| While most of us hate spammers and their inane promises of instant riches ("$50,000"
and "90 days" are 'instant-kill' subject-line keywords for my inbox), few are determined
enough to extract some cheap laughs at the expense of MLM spammers, and fewer
still have the spare time to chronicle their
lighthearted battle with a hapless MLM millionaire-to-be hopeful.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 25, 1999 | How to talk to your kids about blowfish. to Humor by peterb |
| Let's face it: we all still like The Onion, but you're no longer in the avant-garde for knowing about it. McSweeney's will restore your sense of ahead-of-the-curveness in the humor market. Besides the daily updates, check out the archives for some blisteringly funny articles, including this little essay on the next Graceland. to Humor by boneyard |
| Monday Jun 21, 1999 | Star Wars: The Phantom Merchandise is a fresh new guide for all your Star Wars shopping needs. Provided by those wacky folks at chickenhead.com.
to Humor by succa |
| If you're like me, you're wondering, "With
all this wonderful zing that the web had, why is
it that it doesn't seem to have provided me with a
way to get cyber-mooned from exotic and
beautiful locales?" Well, fortunately
for us, it has. May I present
Tour de Butt? It's a globe-trotting,
pants-dropping extravaganza. to Humor by keith |
| Thursday Jun 17, 1999 | I don't know what to say about
The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which
isn't already said in its name.
to Humor by keith |
| Ever wondered what would happen if
Jake "The Snake" Roberts fought Cobra Commander?
Or if
Janet Reno fought Wendigo?
Perhaps you've pondered
Natalie Portman fighting the portly Natalie of Facts of Life.
Well,
The Celebrity Superfight Main-Event merrily explores
those ferocious battles and many others. to Humor by keith |
| Tuesday Jun 15, 1999 | For those of you who think that stickers and spoilers make your car go faster, don't go to Bryan's Rice Boy Page. Laugh at the idiosyncracies of youth, and don't leave without reading about The Adventures of Rice-Boy and his dog Mugen.
to Humor by gen |
| Firesign Theatre
was the premier album comedy troupe of the 1970's.
In 1998 they realeased a new album,
Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death, which
takes place at RadioNow on the eve of the dawn of
the new millenium. If you've already heard the
album, you'll still appreciate
The RadioNow Website. to Humor by keith |
| Monday Jun 14, 1999 | Jedi Knights rob diners, and Scully's a badass with a mouth like Samuel L. Jackson.
Pulp Action is only one of
the uses of action figures
at Alien Icepicktures.
to Humor by jacquez |
| I like big red buttons which do nothing.
This one, for instance.
Or this one.
Or this one,
this one,
this one,
or this one.
Yeah, Internet: wave of the future. Whatever. to Humor by keith |
| It all started when
Mr. T Ate My Balls.
But now, it's gone a little too far. If you go to
Yahoo and
search for "Ate My Balls"
you find 18 category matches. And on their main
Ate My Balls category page,
there are literally hundreds of sites, from
Seven of Nine Ate My Balls
to Hello Kitty Ate My Balls.
You can also stop by The Institute for Testicular Consumption or
make your own Ate My Balls page.
to Humor by keith |
| Saturday Jun 12, 1999 | Humor in the News is a weekly dose of recent
AP-wire news stories attached to smartass, hilarious quotes. Yes, I miss the heyday of
Saturday Night Live, too. to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 11, 1999 | Like its ripoff/inspiration Slashdot,
Mr. Hat's Hell Hole offers a weblog-format
series of "news" stories and silly polls, focused on events and stories related to
the TV show and upcoming movie South Park.
to Humor by pjammer |
| When I'm insufficiently confused about scientific
topics, I Ask Dr. Science.
He knows more than you do. to Humor by keith |
| Monday Jun 7, 1999 | Get the scoop on the latest trend sweeping the nation: Scissor-jamming. It's fun, try it! to Humor by succa |
| Sunday Jun 6, 1999 | You've seen Faces of Death, but now gaze
in horror at Smiley Faces of Death.
Well, to be honest, the scary part is that some people apparently had nothing better to do
than make that page. to Humor by keith |
| Saturday Jun 5, 1999 | Painfully shy and antisocial dweebs who have embarassingly high scores on
standard purity tests should take the
Virgin's Purity Test, where having crushes on members of the opposite sex earns
you points toward impurity. If you score over 80 here, there really isn't much
hope for you.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 4, 1999 | Don't let a dead animal go to waste -- put it on the net! The Squashed Bug Zoo makes squished insects seem sublime. My favorite is the roach-thing. to Humor by oznoid |
| Tuesday May 18, 1999 | One of the Great cover-ups of the 20th Century is at last revealed:
Amazing Prehistoric Dogs.
(There are also Prehistoric Mice.) to Humor by machita |
| You've seen Kevin Rubio's hilarious "Cops"-inspired Star
Wars spoof Troops. Then you spent the
better part of a workday playing Kristen Brennan's
Star Bears. Now that you're
fired for surfing Star Wars-related links and have plenty of time on your hands, you may as
well go to the memepool.com of Star Wars short-film
spoofs, located at the Mos Eisley
Multiplex.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Monday May 10, 1999 | If you ever wanted to see what a cat scan looks like, now's your chance. to Humor by eclipse |
| Thursday May 6, 1999 |
The Eye of Argon is the best known, worst fantasy story ever written.
It contains such shimmering prose as "Gaping from its single obling socket was
a scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald."
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Apr 24, 1999 | A subversive website you definitely do not want to surf to from a workplace computer, Disgruntled: The Darker Side of the World is an angry webzine written by, and for, those of us who shake our ass for The Man.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Apr 23, 1999 | Take a look at memepool.com through the so-called goofy glasses of a disturbingly goofy website. The goofiest part of the whole site is its owner's love of the word "goofy."
to Humor by djinn |
| Wednesday Apr 21, 1999 | Like its ripoff/inspiration The Onion, The Fig Blabber! offers deranged "news" stories, but targets its spoofs to the slam-worthy clowns in Hollywood.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Tuesday Apr 6, 1999 | Even if you're not the biggest fan of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, you can still appreciate his ideas of what would happen if certain celebrities mated.
to Humor by djinn |
| Sunday Apr 4, 1999 | Like its ripoff/inspiration The Onion
The Mushroom offers deranged "news"
stories, but targets its spoof stories to things in the video gaming industry.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Though Mickey would have us believe otherwise, accidents do occur
at the happiest place on earth.
Funny thing about them is that, most of the time, these accidents have nothing to do with Disney or park safety, and everything to do with the
unbelievable stupidity of the guests.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Apr 3, 1999 | Are the misanthropic bitch and the chicks suck guy the same person or not? Well, she's a lot more cynical... to Humor by djinn |
| Monday Mar 29, 1999 | "No! Alderaan is peaceful,
we
have no pants!" to Humor by tregoweth |
| Sunday Mar 28, 1999 | Partake of the wisdom of T to Humor by mpc |
| Friday Mar 19, 1999 | First it was Dancing Hamsters, then it was Dancing Jesus. Now we've made the important transition from the Divine to the Bovine. And continued on to the Asinine. to Humor by mfp |
| Wednesday Mar 17, 1999 | Everyone's favorite
Sanrio penguin, Badtz-Maru, is finally online.
Especially entertaining is the "page
only for messages from him that you will read." to Humor by crikey |
| Thursday Mar 11, 1999 | My favorite children's story: The Little Bunny That The Other Little Bunnies Respected and Feared. So what kind of gangster are you? to Humor by pjammer |
| Tuesday Mar 9, 1999 | Gobler Toys
makes fun and educational products like
Wiener Works and
Super Snoot.
to Humor by obvious |
| Monday Mar 1, 1999 | The O'Reilly reference book we all really need.
to Humor by bruce |
| Can't find the Erotica, Internal Organs or Firearms you need on Ebay? Check out what their competitors has to offer.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Feb 24, 1999 | Bizarre and tasteless stream-of-conciousness writings by someome named
Zamboni about
him, his mom, and
a goat named
Guido.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Feb 10, 1999 | Whoa, dude. I'm, like, soooo
baked.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| We really have no idea what this is. It's a little odd and possibly dangerous. But it made us laugh.
to Humor by faisal |
| Tuesday Feb 9, 1999 | Bizarre Magazine is a raunchy
British magazine specializing in the strange and tasteless. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Feb 3, 1999 | The Sappy Site
of the Week feature is reason enough to peruse the funny but sadistic
Heartless Bitches International
pages. to Humor by obvious |
| Wednesday Jan 27, 1999 | On my planet, all the magazines are like
Chickenhead. to Humor by peterb |
| "Project K.A.I.J.U. stand for Kaiju Attack Intervention, Japanese Unit.
Who is policing of police? When police is actual thousand foot tall monster,
who is policing? Our branch of government is always spending great tax moneys
for latest technology in monster response industry. Ours is for research, defense,
and destroy greatest menace."
to Humor by urog |
| Tuesday Jan 26, 1999 | You've just heard about a horrible disaster.
Ten people killed. It's sad, sure, but just
how was it? Well, check out the
Killing Spree Scoring System and rate it
against previous massacres.
to Humor by tjs |
| Monday Jan 25, 1999 | Like the ordinary guy on the street, I am incapable of ripping a phone book in half. I actually know a professional clown, but he's also incapable of tearing those damn phone books in half. Thankfully, next time I have need of such a useful skill, I can just call up Buffo, the World's Strongest Clown for all my phone book-ripping, unicycling, FULL time entertainment needs. And remember, kids, SAY NOPE TO DOPE because BUFFO SALUTES AMERICA! to Humor by nyarl |
| Tuesday Jan 19, 1999 | Hallmark presents rejected
Shoebox Greetings cards. Imagine if other companies
put their rejects on display. to Humor by tregoweth |
| Sunday Jan 17, 1999 | Dancing hamsters.
No, really. to Humor by faisal |
| Friday Jan 8, 1999 | So have you seen the new
Starr Wars
poster yet?
to Humor by tjs |
| Thursday Dec 10, 1998 | When 2000 rolls around, will your PC survive the plagues of locusts? to Humor by derb |
| Monday Dec 7, 1998 | Take a few minutes out of
your busy day and catch up on the classics, some popular sci-fi books,
bedtime stories and movies.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Dec 2, 1998 | This list of
"bondage" stories isn't what you think. Similar to the
News of the Weird,
it's a collection of news stories culled from the wires at the
San Francisco Examiner that
are
strange
or
grimly
funny.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Nov 25, 1998 | Thumb through the
Tacky Postcard Archive
and thrill to the sights of
advertising photography
from the 50's and ineptly colored holiday cards from
far off lands.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Nov 11, 1998 | The amazon.com / barnesandnoble.com pissing contest continues! Nov. 6, 1998: 1:43 PM, 5:01 PM, 7:52 PM (all EST).
to Humor by faisal |
| Sick of those getting those annoying web greeting cards? Send back a gift that keeps on giving.
to Humor by bruce |
| Monday Nov 9, 1998 | Stick Figure Death Theatre. Watch the movies and then read the reviews. to Humor by bruce |
| Friday Nov 6, 1998 | aMac: what rabid Apple fans with
Steve would produce. Some H. R. Geiger required.
to Humor by faisal |
| Friday Oct 30, 1998 | Possibly bullshit, definitely entertaining:
The Story of the Rocket Car in the Cliff.
It could be the real origin of the Darwin Award
story... or it could be still another complete
fabrication. Either way, it's funny. to Humor by tjs |
| Thursday Oct 22, 1998 | You've seen those sappy motivational posters,
eh? These are much better --
demotivation... even for sale at
www.despair.com.
to Humor by oznoid |
| Thursday Oct 1, 1998 | The one-stop-shop for magic and debunking:
The Infested Web
of Penn & Teller to Humor by jacquez |
| Monday Sep 28, 1998 | As if you could miss it:
Cecil Adams.
Fighting ignorance with attitude.
to Humor by jacquez |
| Friday Sep 25, 1998 | The Fountainhead, starring Skull Force! Yes, the first book without pictures (for most of its readers, at least), now available with pictures. to Humor by faisal |
| Thursday Sep 24, 1998 | need to write a reccomendation letter?
let the web do the work. to Humor by akk |
| Wednesday Sep 23, 1998 | and you thought you had it bad.
to Humor by akk |
| Monday Sep 21, 1998 | Great breakthroughs have been made in directed
semantic extraction from extensive works of
high-level technical discourse. Translation:
sometimes it's hard to figure out what the hell
an academic paper
is really saying. to Humor by magus |
| Make 'Em Pay is a long, detailed, entertaining text on how to get decisive and unrelenting revenge on everybody you hate. Use it frequently. Except not on me. to Humor by nyarl |
| Saturday Sep 19, 1998 | "we began pulling dishes out of the semi viscous soup that had all but filled the
sink to the rim. one by one the sink reluctantly released its prizes." to Humor by joshua |
| WebTrips is a weird collection of shockwave flash
animated "events", games, and generally trippy stuff worth checking out. They're also more than willing to let you
know how to harness their creative potential for fun, web presence, and profit. to Humor by akk |
| Do some background
reading
now, and maybe your plans for world domination
won't be foiled so easily. to Humor by magus |
| Friday Sep 18, 1998 | Sometimes, some places, ideas should just not be written down. Because sometimes, some places, an allegedly great idea like The History of Pants might form, and then try to develop, when really it should just be flushed away and hidden like the stillborn shriveled flipper-baby it is. to Humor by nyarl |
| OH NO, MR. ... um... stick.
to Humor by faisal |
| The Silicon Valley Tarot Deck to Humor by faisal |
| objectivism "explained"
to Humor by akk |
| Thursday Sep 17, 1998 | This test
will challenge your wits. Do you know your My Little Ponies and/or Porn Stars
well enough to hold your own?
to Humor by obvious |
| The Simulator-
You want fries with that?
to Humor by obvious |
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