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Thursday
Aug 10, 2000
The Retarded Ravers of America. If this site doesn't convince you that E is bad for you, nothing will.
to Wackos by kade
Saturday
Aug 5, 2000
From the person who brought you TimeCube comes AboveGod, which is basically more of the same. It's still all about the time cube and the evils of one day. He has added racism and anti-semitism to the mix for the first time, though.
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Jul 26, 2000
So. Interested in paying $7.95 to a wife-beating football pro lie his ass off online? Get your credit card out and Ask OJ. (Hurry, prices go up to $9.95 on July 27th)
to Wackos by pjammer
Sunday
Jul 23, 2000
What is the best way to increase traffic to your site? Search engine placements? Blase. Spam? Sure, if you want to be ping-flooded by angry users. Banner ads? Too expensive. Infect yourself with athlete's foot and chronicle your day-to-day activities online? Of course!
to Wackos by pjammer
Wednesday
Jul 19, 2000
"I am Curry. A slim and handsome race car driver." I dig the moustache.
to Wackos by idat
Tuesday
Jul 18, 2000
Shannon Kringen, aka Goddess Kring, is something of a Seattle celebrity...in her own mind, at least. She has her own public access show, which is pretty nifty if you're stoned and pretty bizarre if you're not. And, of course, there are naked pictures... and a Web journal.
to Wackos by idat
Saturday
Jun 24, 2000
Evil comes to the Flea Market in the form of the dark spectre of Sedition, Drugs and Vintage Jewelry...as chronicled by an individual whose elevator just doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
to Wackos by monde
Dr. Alexander Abian, respected Professor of Mathematics and Usenet kook par excellance, died a year ago today. We should mourn his passing by BLOWING UP THE MOON AND REBORBITING VENUS TO MAKE A BORN-AGAIN EARTH.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Thursday
Jun 15, 2000
I find myself lacking the words to describe Storme Ireland. The best I can do is "gender-bending con man supermodel wannabe".
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Jun 14, 2000
My name is Brad. Please buy my wisdom teeth.
to Wackos by pjammer
Thursday
Jun 8, 2000
We've all heard of the age-old dispute of Evolution vs. Creationism and most of us will remember the Creationists' recent forays into the US education system, but let's not forget that the theory of evolution is not undisputed in the science community either. Do check out this topical index on the matter.
to Wackos by wheezer
Thursday
May 11, 2000
If it's May, it must be time for the annual University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt. Here's this year's live-action events, and here's some stops on your road trip from hell.
to Wackos by boneyard
Tuesday
May 9, 2000
Proctology, the study of freaks who cram things up their ass.
to Wackos by jason
I'm kind of wishing I hadn't read the article about Mike the Headless Wonder Chicken quite so soon after lunch.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Apr 26, 2000
Since 1996, Derek's been putting every last one of his Wal-Mart receipts on the web. The best part are the visitor comments on each receipt.
to Wackos by joshua
Tuesday
Apr 25, 2000
After Death Communications specialist Christine Toomey is helping us to pierce the veil of death and speak with both Princess Diana and, of course, Chris Farley. Future projects are under construction, and investors may wish to help spread the light. For now, Di has graciously agreed to provide a newsletter.
to Wackos by fringehead
Wednesday
Apr 19, 2000
Letterboxing: Those black bars you see on your television screen when watching some movies. People both love and hate them. This guy, for some reason beyond mortal ken, thinks they're a form of censorship. Fortunately for the rest of us, it's fairly obvious that he's, um, a bit out of touch.
to Wackos by dha
Monday
Apr 17, 2000
A Jeffersonian pervert, with interests ranging from legal prostitution to "how to make love," to Moonies and DOS buyout conspiracy theory. Mr. Perkel claims to have written over 250,000 letters to periodical editors and has himself published 28 issues of Think Magazine, manifesto of the "Nerd Liberation Movement." You can lease this eloquent and prodigious nutcase for only $250 an hour through Mr. Perkel's 'rent-a-genius' program.
to Wackos by aleph
As someone with a morbid fascination for interpersonal virtual train wrecks, I thought Usenet was a good place for me. Boy, have I been missing out!
to Wackos by dha
Friday
Apr 7, 2000
James H. Vipond is a very, very special man. Not only is he "the Web's premier fan" of Small Wonder and Concentration, but he also writes, produces, and illustrates (rendered in 3D, natch) Spectrum Force, "a new, ethnically diverse team of evangelical Christian crimefighters". And if that isn't enough, baby, he's planning an animated television series, Minerva Walker. "She's black, she's stacked, and she can take the flak!" -- watch out, Tarantino, there's a new boy in town.
to Wackos by che
Tuesday
Apr 4, 2000
Please God, do not allow some superfly Indonesian gigolo become the next Mahir.
to Wackos by xrayjones
Tuesday
Mar 28, 2000
The true meaning of the 404 error code is biblically ordained. Of course, so is the area code. (I wonder what the alphanumeric meaning of "Uh, whatever, nutball!" is?)
to Wackos by monde
Thursday
Mar 23, 2000
Okay. I barely know where to begin with this guy. David Icke appears to be a schizophrenic who believes in the Illuminati (especially their headquarters in Toronto), shapeshifting reptiles who rule the world, a Nazi Zionist conspiracy, and even in UFO overlords. I hope his journey will take him to the nearest thorazine salesman soon.
to Wackos by stimpy
Wednesday
Mar 22, 2000
We've all seen born-agains of the overboard variety who display extreme obsession with demons...but this guy is a shade beyond the garden-variety hellfire-and-brimstone wacko. Warning the flock to not celebrate Halloween is commonplace...but Easter is evil, too? This guy seems to see demons everywhere...in paisley print fabric, in "extreme" sports, and in Lucky Charms marshmallow cereal, among a great many other things. There seems to be nothing that he doesn't consider demonic...even Christmas is supposed to be evil (I can't argue with that one, personally.) I started wondering if this whole thing was a joke when I ran into the anti-perspirant demon...but this kook's just gone to such great lengths to catalogue his lifetime of continuous exorcism that it can't be anything but for real.
to Wackos by monde
Dr. Laura Schlessinger, one of America's greater media accomplishments, has one of the most aesthetically displeasing sites. Almost as appetizing as her delectable social commentary!
to Wackos by imploded
Monday
Mar 20, 2000
What the FUCK is this guy talking about, and NO, I don't "get the idea."
to Wackos by rsf
Tuesday
Mar 14, 2000
At the Official Reverse Speech page you can listen to reversals of audio by OJ, Hillary Clinton, and John & Patsy Ramsey, among others, and if you can't understand what the reversed speech says they'll explain it to you! Plus, if you still don't believe, you can take a blind test to try to prove that reverse speech truly works.
to Wackos by moose
Revel in the B1ff-inspired surrealism of Michael B. Farbish. His long, rambling essays (they're too mild-mannered to be considered true rants) are made almost illegible by the apparantly stochastically-generated HTML of these pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Monday
Mar 13, 2000
If your girlfriend has a key to your apartment and you break up, CHANGE THE LOCKS.
to Wackos by jason
Tuesday
Feb 29, 2000
This couple has too much money, too many cars, and too many cats. At least they have places to put it all.
to Wackos by rsf
Tuesday
Feb 22, 2000
Ladies, don't settle for any old washed-up millionare. Marry Tom Arnold!
to Wackos by nyarl
Friday
Feb 18, 2000
The Stile Project: If you value your job, don't browse it at work!
to Wackos by tregoweth
Tuesday
Feb 15, 2000
Now, some of you may have heard the recent news article (not urban legend) about a man who got an unlicensed doctor to cut his leg off to satisfy his amputation fetish. Now, we all know that fetishes can be outright wacky and drive people to do really weird things, but, you may wonder, why would a doctor, even an unlicensed one, agree to participate? Well, the LA Weekly has an article all about the bizarre and astounding life and practice of Dr. John Ronald Brown, which is appropriately entitled "Why Did He Cut Off That Man's Leg?" It's not recommended for the squeamish (although there are, fortunately, no pictures of that or any of his past surgeries).
to Wackos by keith
Monday
Feb 14, 2000
Sometimes, tin foil hats aren't enough to protect you from the CIA mind beams. Sometimes you need tin foil dress shirts.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Saturday
Feb 5, 2000
Shawn is an ambassador from God to earth, which explains his unique use of hyphens and colons, and his many political interests.
to Wackos by mpc
Thursday
Feb 3, 2000
NoHand has amputated his own fingers, hand, half of his foot (since lost entirely), part of his genitals, and has "accidentally" lost his left leg below the knee and his right above the knee. Extreme, yes, but he's not alone in his obsession with amputation.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jan 19, 2000
Apparently some people still haven't learned anything from the whole Jon-Benet Ramsey thing.
to Wackos by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 18, 2000
Somebody's been putting some very...interesting sites up near the top of the World Charts Federation's top 100 websites. Apart from the freaky right-wing low-verification news sites like World Net Daily, there's Bob Enyart's, ShadowGov site, where you get to play Fantasy Judge, and his associated sites KGOV and Theology Online . If it wasn't for his rewrite of the Constitution or odd political theories, I might be able to laugh him off as another wacko. This one however, already has a talk show and is trying to get broader reception.
to Wackos by mpc
Thursday
Jan 13, 2000
The Spotlight says it is "America's Last Real Newspaper" but it also gets my award for Putting As Many Words As Possible In One Link Just So You Don't Miss Any Of Their Whackadoo Ideas And Claims.
to Wackos by moose
Wednesday
Jan 12, 2000
When you were in math class, did you ever have trouble remembering all those digits in pi? Well, we've got some mnemonics(in multiple languages, at that). Or, for the truly sadistic, check out some rather constrained poetry. Hell, just check out AT&T's Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences. And we wonder why some people hate math...
to Wackos by djinn
Saturday
Jan 8, 2000
One of the disadvantages of the web is that it provides a forum for fetishists. Joel is perhaps less distressing than most: his fetishes appear to be hairy, shirtless men and hairy, shirtless men being tied up and tortured. Well, everyone needs a hobby.
to Wackos by jacquez
Some things just naturally go together, like peanut butter and chocolate, eggs and bacon, Sonny and Cher, and Battlestar Galactica and the Republican Party.
to Wackos by magus
Monday
Jan 3, 2000
Prepare yourself for first contact by reading the Handbook of UFO Contact.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Extensive squinting at blurry images has revealed howitzers and Nazi regalia on Mars.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Dec 31, 1999
I guess we've all seen enough of the apocalyptic nutballs looking forward to a Hollywood-style Second Coming, but the Highlights from Prophetic School is a doozy. Have a look at their IRC sessions where the students are asked to come up with religious visions and then describe them to the others. One female writes of a vision of Jesus saying to her, "My bride, My bride, what a sweet aroma coming from My bride... Her desire for Me, her delight in Me..." Bible study is getting hot these days, and it's not just fire and brimstone!
to Wackos by monde
Thursday
Dec 30, 1999
Instead of abducting people to UFO for medical examination, as other aliens do, these aliens collaborate with "Contact People" and perform the medical research in aliens/humans clinic on earth. My name is Adrian Dvir and I am one of the 'contact people'.
to Wackos by faisal
Wednesday
Dec 29, 1999
Want free electricity? If you are a sucker looking for an imaginary product, these guys will sell it to you.
to Wackos by jason
Monday
Dec 27, 1999
An Ode to Castration.
to Wackos by moose
Thursday
Dec 23, 1999
But who would believe that you've really been talking to your Aunt Suzy from beyond the grave? The After-Death Communication Project would, of course. Oh, and if you're not communicating with your deceased loved ones and would like to be, they include instructions about how to do it.
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Dec 8, 1999
This story (and "story" is probably stretching it quite a bit) appears to have been written by a true hebephrenic: it gives "short attention span" a whole new meaninglessness.
to Wackos by monde
Wednesday
Nov 17, 1999
Sam Sloan is a chess geek, ladies man, devoted father, and complete, utter fruitcake.
to Wackos by borges
Monday
Nov 15, 1999
Everybody knows that secret cabals are controlling our minds with microwave radiation and, furthermore, that there's only one way to protect yourself: tin-foil hats.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Oct 29, 1999
Is it just me, or are some of the Goth Babe of the Week not really a 'babes' no matter how generously you define that term?
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Oct 22, 1999
Pyradyne has got to be a joke, the owner has to be kidding us. Nobody can wear this hat and be taken seriously.
to Wackos by mpc
This is it kids, one stop shopping for all your weird people needs, find out about Forbidden Archaeology, crop circle research, wacky crystals, and every other weirdness the human mind can conceive of, just go to The Leading Edge International Research Group. Accept no substitutes.
to Wackos by mpc
Wednesday
Oct 6, 1999
Today's winner in the "scary fanatical devotion to has-been pop-icon" goes to the gentleman in Virgina: We cannot erase Vanilla Ice from our culture, just as we cannot erase forgotten events from our history. Enter this, the largest collection of Vanilla Ice links on the Internet. Vanilla Ice will never die. I won't let him. He lives in me, and I live for him.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
So did the dwarf-tossing scene in UPN's hideous new show Shasta McNasty give you ideas on how to occupy your idle hours? There's a jolly dwarf out there who is happy to let you throw him around in exchange for money. Somebody shoot me.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Sep 24, 1999
Pink Swastika explains how homosexuals were largely responsible for Nazism. The Annotated Pink Swastika is a good guide to all the errors, mistakes, and lies therein.
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Sep 22, 1999
This is the Golf Swing of the Future! Plus of course the Fountain of Youth. It's all based on calcium, exercise, and of course Neo-Tech. Non sequitur is defined and illustrated with examples in Appendix E.
to Wackos by fringehead
Thursday
Sep 16, 1999
My name is Mr. USA.
to Wackos by crikey
Wednesday
Sep 15, 1999
One man is winning the crusade against dirty car windshields.
to Wackos by joshua
Sunday
Sep 12, 1999
Want to help kids learn to fear those awful Jews? It's time for White Pride for Kids (from the people that brought you The History of the White Race). (Warning: contains particularly insipid racist drivel.)
to Wackos by faisal
Wednesday
Sep 8, 1999
Back in the halcyon days of the early 90's, Robert McElwaine was THE net.crazy. Every UN-altered REPRODUCTION of his IMPORTANT Information is here.
to Wackos by mpc
Racial Greetings, Whiteys! The Mothers of the Movement page is for White Aryan women to learn how to better serve their families and, most importantly, their owners. I mean husbands. Er, anyway, the site includes recipes and fun toys for kids, because saving money means that every dollar saved is a dollar not given to the jewish capital machine that's out to destroy us.
to Wackos by moose
Tuesday
Sep 7, 1999
Not content to steal credit for Linux, our friends at the Free Software Foundation are now working on stealing the Linux mascot as well. The downside of Linux's open source market environment is that there's no one to provide the comedic relief of suing Richard Stallman into the ground for trademark infringement.
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Aug 31, 1999
Everything you've always suspected about those pancake-loving, HIV-spreading, aliens is confirmed at The Official V2 Website. Remember kids: smart Earthlings say NO to deceptive alien entities!
to Wackos by pjammer
Monday
Aug 30, 1999
Aliens. They like pancakes. They really like pancakes.
to Wackos by faisal
Friday
Aug 27, 1999
The paramilitary Amish Resistance Website. Well, that pretty much fufills my weekly dose of irony.
to Wackos by pjammer
All you freaks who think that all events are secretly controlled and manipulated by the Jewish mafia? You're wrong! They're secretly controlled and manipulated by the lesbian mafia.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Aug 25, 1999
Many people believe HIV is a human engineered virus run amok. This is incorrect. HIV was created by aliens.
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Aug 24, 1999
We have a wackos catagory with no mention of Archimedes Plutonium? This man is the undisputed master in the field of scientific sounding babble. His Fusion Electricity Barrier Law and Plutonium Atom Totality Theory are masterpieces. My personal favorite, though, is his two "proofs" of the Goldbach Conjecture which consist of putting ".0" after all the intergers, redefining what "prime" means, and then a bunch of meaningless hand waving.
to Wackos by keith
Monday
Aug 23, 1999
Kim Clement - David Koresh would be proud.
to Wackos by succa
Friday
Aug 20, 1999
The line between brilliance and madness is sometimes as evident as an eight-lane superhighway.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Aug 18, 1999
TreeLoot is giving away money to those who have nothing better to do than sit around clicking on imagemaps. There's probably a catch in there somewhere, but we aren't bored enough to go figure it out, so, hey, go nuts.
to Wackos by faisal
Whitey also likes rock 'n' roll!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Jul 30, 1999
Microsoft rulez d00d. Definitely not for users of "linus os".
to Wackos by succa
Sunday
Jul 25, 1999
Have you ever seen a U.F.O? Have you ever experienced missing time? Have you had the suspicion of being abducted? Have you ever found a metal implant in you're body? Have you checked everywhere? The Alien Abduction Survey is a sort of purity test for folks who want to know if they've been abducted. Only the first 25 questions count; the last three are just an attempt at sneakily scamming your valuable demographic information.
to Wackos by braino
Wednesday
Jul 21, 1999
Listen carefully, kids. The Year 2000 National Education Taskforce believes Y2K will be really, really bad. So they advocate that you buy gold coins. Interestingly enough, Y2KNet is owned by Swiss America, which sells gold coins, and has been endorsed by Pat Boone, Bo Gritz, and other luminaries. If you think that Swiss America is a tad right-wing, you'd be correct. The owner runs another site True Wealth, which explains Biblically sound economics, that inflation is the price of disobedience of God's law, and how we should use livestock to back up electronic currency. Perhaps it's time to consider the dogcow-backed dollar?
to Wackos by mpc
As if UFO fetishists aren't bad enough by default, this one seems to think some clouds are UFOs that believe in Jesus.
to Wackos by xrayjones
Monday
Jul 12, 1999
A fifteen-foot-tall monument to Grimace? If you're looking for something for you and your friends to do for summer vacation, take a stab at The University of Chicago's 1999 Scavenger Hunt List, sure to provide days of mirth. Once you've finished that one, there are many more available.
to Wackos by boneyard
The text on this site is in Japanese but it says the same thing in any language: "I am a very, very lonely man."
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Due to a dispute over wheat quotas, a farmer and his wife seceded from Australia and became the Hutt River Province Principality, which is ruled by the benign monarch His Royal Highness Prince Leonard. The legality of this seccession is, of course, contested.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Saturday
Jul 10, 1999
I can sleep better at night knowing that the mysteries of the Great Pyramid have been solved at last. Again.
to Wackos by sck
Thursday
Jul 8, 1999
"Rods are cylindrical or cigar shaped objects that have been discovered appearing in the skies. The objects are not like the typical 'cigar' shaped UFOS that have been reported throughout history." -- Are these guys kidding?
to Wackos by urog
Wednesday
Jul 7, 1999
As long as I'm ranting about disturbing faces, I might as well add the Evil Queen Of Plastic Surgery. Jo(y)celyn(e) Wildenstein, Wildenstein. There's almost nothing on her on the web (surprising), but here's a slight description.
to Wackos by mpc
Sunday
Jul 4, 1999
Can a man run around the world? Robert Garside is already halfway there - having started his 30+ mile per day adventure in December 7, 1996. Read about his exploits and biography at The Running Man.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Jul 2, 1999
This manifesto advocates the subjugation and breeding of a race of worker midgets to generate electricity for humanity. Most of this plan's faults can be worked around by acquiring Canada to house them.
to Wackos by braino
Wednesday
Jun 30, 1999
Further proof that there's nothing in the world so unnervingly stupid that somebody won't make a fetish out of it, TSD is an art collective who like Hellraiser just a little too much. Mmm, that human rotisserie is making me hungry for some Rice Krispies.
to Wackos by nyarl
Monday
Jun 28, 1999
I thought I had a high "sick-and-twisted" threshold, but this story gave me the heebie-jeebies: Man impregnates wife with the intention of killing the infant to punish her for not cutting short a vacation a few years before their marriage and consummating the murderous deed on Father's Day. Is there anyone in memepool's Wackos section more sick and insane?
to Wackos by pjammer
Sunday
Jun 27, 1999
Look. You need to realize that freakish rabid Christians and freakish rabid Satanists or Antichristians are exactly the same thing. This guy doesn't.
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
Jun 17, 1999
They seem to share my sense of the Wacko Esthetic over at losers.org. For instance, I don't think I have enough bad things to say about vaguely creepy Tolkien crunchy people who name their kid Faelan Aragorn and then send him out to lure others into their world of unending horror.
to Wackos by peterb
Friday
Jun 4, 1999
An online help for parents looking for that distinctive name that says "I'm a Utah Mormon!"
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
May 27, 1999
John Adams keeps a list of all the beers he has drunk since 1988. Alert me when we should start caring.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Monday
May 24, 1999
There's a temptation in popular culture to think that maybe extraterrestrials aren't such bad guys after all. Thank God we have V2/Spread the Word to set us straight. And hey, free stuff! If you don't see extraterrestrials, but you've seen where they parked, try the National UFO Reporting Center instead.
to Wackos by sck
The Roswell UFO incident has sparked quite a few wacko hypotheses, but perhaps the most bizarre and well documanted is the famed alien autopsy. There is nothing quite like the smell of a hoax going up in white-hot flames, and the Alien Autopsy Faked or Fiction guide is just the ticket. Don't forget to read the step-by-step instruction for producing your own million dollar hoax in How To Make An Alien.
to Wackos by urog
Keep the Skeptic's Dictionary handy when viewing anything else in our Wackos section. It has many great links and makes for wonderful reading.
to Wackos by nyarl
Sunday
May 23, 1999
Scotland's most famous non-entity (probably) now has her own webcam, just so you can check out any future appearances!
to Wackos by ned
Monday
May 17, 1999
Three words: Charles Manson online.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
May 14, 1999
I am neither a Microsoft basher or booster -- I've always felt that the question of what OS you run is much less interesting than what you run on it -- but I did enjoy this site which proves once again that whenever you're looking for someone to cross the line between strongly-held beliefs and ludicrous over-the-top hyperbole, the objectivists will always be there.
to Wackos by peterb
Sunday
May 9, 1999
Adam Testad reveals all about The Conspiracy, an anti-Communist, anti-Islam, anti-anti-Semitite war waged with shampoo, dental anesthetics, depleted uranium, polio, EMF, flouride and MSG. Forget the Seven Seals - watch for the 250 Signs of the End of Time!
to Wackos by joshua
Wednesday
May 5, 1999
Overcome with guilt thinking about the marijuana you smoked during gym in 10th grade? Turn yourself in electronically with the Citizen's Self-Arrest Form. Repeat after me: I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time.
to Wackos by pjammer
Sunday
May 2, 1999
Race Traitor believes that society's problems can be solved only when they "abolish the white race." Well, good luck.
to Wackos by pjammer
Monday
Apr 19, 1999
Explore Brian's brain. Despite the site's claims, I think Brian actually does exist.
to Wackos by djinn
S.M.U.R.F.= Socialist Men Under a Red Father. Don't take my word for it.
to Wackos by pjammer
Monday
Apr 12, 1999
I'm not usually impressed by extreme body modification, but I'll give serious points to the twins who transplanted one twin's arm onto the other's body.
to Wackos by peterb
Tuesday
Apr 6, 1999
I can almost understand what inspired the creator of the world's best bubblewrap homepage, but I don't quite see the point of virtual bubblewrap...although I admit it's amusing to hear my computer making those popping noises.
to Wackos by djinn
Monday
Apr 5, 1999
The problem with predicting Apocalypse is that you always look really stupid if you're wrong.
to Wackos by mpc
Wednesday
Mar 24, 1999
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is (ahem) dead serious about its call for "phasing out the human race" for the good of the Earth's ecology.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Sunday
Mar 21, 1999
For an organization which holds all the secrets of creation, the Unarius Academy Of Science sure looks like a laundromat that's fallen on hard times.
to Wackos by mpc
Saturday
Mar 20, 1999
Summum might be a religion, might be a philosophy, or might just have trouble getting a date on Saturday Night.
to Wackos by mpc
Wednesday
Mar 17, 1999
Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Mar 3, 1999
When you breed polydactyl cats with other polydactyl cats, you get Twisty Cats.
to Wackos by eclipse
Friday
Feb 26, 1999
Dan Winter's Sacred Geometry has beautiful geometric proofs of love, psi, and the Holy Grail. Scroll through his endless home page and relive your last trip.
to Wackos by taoist
Friday
Feb 12, 1999
1 Squirrel + 2 Vivarin = Fun!
to Wackos by eclipse
Wednesday
Feb 10, 1999
Know your hazardous materials, including Linux!
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Feb 9, 1999
Read all about Karl's Battle with the IRS--what comes from trying to actually find the laws that make income tax work.
to Wackos by tjs
Thursday
Feb 4, 1999
As if UFO nuts couldn't get any wackier, along comes Reptoids.com, lizard fetishists disguising as conspiracy buffs who believe that evil reptile aliens from another dimension live inside the earth and periodically come out ot exchange technology and drink our blood and form trilateral commissions or something like that. Proof positive of this insidious plot can be seen in Theodore Rex, starring Whoopi Goldberg -- a propaganda film preparing us for the inevitable Reptoid invasion. Sadly, the only weapon we have against these evil monsters is information from the brave freedom fighters running the web site.
to Wackos by nyarl
Monday
Feb 1, 1999
Encounter 2001 are a bunch of space alien nutballs who are launching a space probe to search for aliens. For $49.95 you can include some of your DNA on there, so that any aliens can closely examine it and find out your genetic weaknesses and swiftly eliminate your family line when they do land and make us their slaves.
to Wackos by nyarl
Saturday
Jan 9, 1999
US Web founder steps down because of his campaign to prove that many high tech advances, such as semiconductors, came from aliens.
to Wackos by peterb
Friday
Jan 8, 1999
You big sissy!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jan 6, 1999
There are four days in each... uh... day! Timecube. No, really, what the hell are they talking about?
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Jan 5, 1999
Israel: 1, Jesus: 0
to Wackos by nyarl
Monday
Dec 21, 1998
Does a web site demanding "psychic freedom from the tyranny of computers and their digital menace" constitute irony, or is it just me?
to Wackos by obvious
Saturday
Dec 19, 1998
Pigdog Journal. GAR! RoR-Alucard. Hail Isabeau.
to Wackos by arkuat
Wednesday
Dec 16, 1998
Recordings played backwards are as good a source as any for thickly veiled, scary, prophetic, subconcious communiques.
to Wackos by obvious
Monday
Nov 30, 1998
I tried to figure out The Blue Brethren nutballs. I really tried. But it just made my head hurt and reminded me of all the Illuminatus and Sub-Genius retards I hated in high school and college.
to Wackos by nyarl
Sunday
Nov 15, 1998
Got a credit card and a grudge?
to Wackos by jason
Monday
Nov 9, 1998
Sollog fortells doom!
to Wackos by obvious
Thursday
Oct 29, 1998
For no apparent reason, magical backyard creatures deliver the latest weather reports, lottery numbers, and hollywood gossip at the Bird Bath.
to Wackos by nyarl
Wednesday
Oct 28, 1998
And the "Deranged Personal Home Page" of the year award goes to....
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Oct 27, 1998
Dylan's Page: The site for everyone who's ever wanted to read barcodes or needed something to do when they were bored.
to Wackos by jacquez
Tuesday
Oct 13, 1998
The Westboro Baptist Church gives its implicit approval of the slaying of gay youth and plans to demonstrate "God's love" by picketing Matthew Shepard's funeral and harrassing his family members. The only thing we can figure is that these people really want attention. Pride goeth before the fall. We hope.
to Wackos by faisal
Thursday
Oct 1, 1998
Contrary to popular belief, nutballs have been around since even before the Internet. Take a stroll through reject history at The Kook Museum.
to Wackos by nyarl
Wednesday
Sep 30, 1998
¡Guárdese del chupacabra!
to Wackos by nyarl
Friday
Sep 25, 1998
Enticed by ads of new hyper-advanced razors? HEED THIS WARNING!
to Wackos by nyarl
Thursday
Sep 24, 1998
Viva la cheese revolution!
to Wackos by nyarl
Wednesday
Sep 23, 1998
As a collection of links, this is a little out of date, but you must give it points for presentation.
to Wackos by goboro
Tuesday
Sep 22, 1998
Thinking outside the box is encouraged, except of course if the easily-panicked national media believes you're a hacker. The Hacker Anti-Defamation League seeks to end hacker discrimination so that we may all live outside the box.
to Wackos by jacquez
Monday
Sep 21, 1998
There's brand loyalty, and then there's psychosis.
to Wackos by magus
Where do you want to eat today?
to Wackos by faisal
Scott McNealy explains how Java is 'absolutely displacing Windows'.
to Wackos by faisal
What do you get when you combine a Mazda RX-7, missile launchers, poor photography, and too much free time?
to Wackos by akk
Sunday
Sep 20, 1998
The Principia Discordia or, How I Found Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her, is availible on the web. Hail Eris!
to Wackos by tjs
Automatic weapons at a thesis defense and a theory of student advising characterize the looks-best-in-lynx Olin Shivers.
to Wackos by jacquez
Friday
Sep 18, 1998
"For safe aboard our Star Ship, is the POSITRON. This POSI-TRON contains all the HOPE of man across all the years. This CRYSTAL is a POWERFUL ICON. THOTH GUARDS THE POSITRON." Check out the rest of Psychoceramics, or the GALACTIC FEDERATION will come to your home and use ALL CAPS.
to Wackos by obvious
Enter the sphere of the highest heaven at EMPYREAN
to Wackos by bah
Henry Flynt may not be insane, but his writings could drive YOU insane. Arm yourself with his refutations of language, mathematics, and personhood and win any argument, instantly!
to Wackos by obvious
ZetaTalk contains everything a young clone should know about all the various alien races, as told by the alien emissary, "Nancy." And so hyperlinked it would make Ted Nelson proud. Or dizzy.
to Wackos by joshua
Thursday
Sep 17, 1998
Survival Research Laboratories has the ritualized interactions between machines, robots, and special effects devices that you secretly crave.
to Wackos by obvious
The Gallery of the Absurd is a repository of weird (but true!) ads, labels and signs
to Wackos by obvious
Tuesday
Sep 15, 1998
Alex Chiu's Eternal Life device is "the most important invention in human history." And it's yours for a low low price of $16.50!
to Wackos by joshua
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