SloppyPanda

Please read! It may be harmful!! I can't know what may happen!! Don't blame me if things get nasty!!!

"Oops! A panda tripped on your RAM's workbench! Spilt coconut juice is everywhere!"

This is a batch file that STARTS itself repeatedly, and the called "clones" run themselves too -and so on, until RAM "gets tired" and the computer freezes, or barely moves. The situation becomes almost(?) impossible to handle!

It's also a good idea not to mess with your friends, relatives and enemies by using this program.. Just study the code, that's the whole point!

I personally tested the file on one of my school's computers (shhhh..) and things turned bad quickly: A few seconds later, the PC froze and the only available option was to shut it down by pressing the power button. When I turned it back on, it proceeded to an error recovery operation and afterwards to a defragmentation.

You can run it at your own risk after closing every running program and/or saving any unsaved activity like compilers, notepads, video editors etc so you don't lose anything BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT!! You can also click HERE to read the code online and totally safely.

Note that:

1. Renaming the file will ruin the loop command! Leave the file the way it is or rename it AND change the START SloppyPanda.bat line to START [name you selected].bat

2. Ruining someone's day/PC is not cool and potentially illegal..

In case you don't know what to do: Click on the green "Clone or Download" button, click "Download Zip". Unzip it, run "SloppyPanda.bat" right click on the file and press Edit so you see the source code.