Actually, my overly-confident servant, there are two ways of numbering the Narnia books. If you are going by the way the books were originally published (which is what American publisher Macmillan did when they decided to put numbers on their editions), then The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is first. However, if you are going by the chronology of what actually happens in the books, The Magician's Nephew (which was published five years later) comes first. I would like to suggest that you stop frequenting these so-called "bookstores" you refer to as they are obviously populated by inferior beings (yes, inferior to you, even). The Narnia books should be available at a good deal of reputable booksellers, but, if not, try ordering from Amazon.com. Last time I checked, they had the individual books, collected editions and boxed sets.

So far, the rumors say no. However, Hugh Jackman might want to consider getting a mask to wear to the premiere, as it will no doubt be mobbed by furious X-fans. As for cameos, I actually did a day's work on the film playing Professor X's little-known mentor in a flashback, but have since been told by those "in-the-know" that it was cut by the wretched director pod, Bryan Singer. Be on the look-out for Kitty Pryde and Jubilee, though.

Your insistence on sitting on the keyboard baffles me, as does your need to see this movie again. In any case, Episode I comes to video the week of April 3. No DVD, but you should know that by now.

Naturally, I have a vast control panel with corresponding "destruct" buttons for each of the major Marvel executives. Looks like I'll be adding Bryan Singer soon enough. In any case, it is much too late for any such substitutions to take place -- the movie is in the midst of shooting, and James Marsden is playing Cyclops.

The eyewear in question was dreamed up by New York City-based designer Richard Walker. Supposedly, mass market versions will be available soon at Sunglasses Hut, starting at $160 a pair. No word on whether or not this has actually happened yet -- I personally don't frequent Sunglasses Hut, as they do not stock substantial enough eyewear for me.

Well, you could look at our archive of reviews. Or, check out Sci-Fi Channel's Sliders section, which contains episode write-ups for each and every season.